consoletocloset:

Asari Dancer (Mass Effect) Inspired Outfit
I started this outfit as a joke, but I’m actually proud of how it turned out (besides, who doesn’t want to dress like a stripper?). Taking inspiration from the dancer’s red jumpsuit, I found a sexy low cut dress in a deep burgundy. I added some purplish/blueish shoes, nail polish (coincidentally named private dancer), and lacy bra that mimic the asari’s skin tone, which I think is more purple looking than usual because of the night club’s lighting. Lastly, I added some modern gold jewelry and finished the outfit off with a black cross body bag. This outfit is perfect for any trips to Afterlife or Chora’s Den. 
If you’re in a Mass Effect mood, be sure to watch my Garrus inspired makeup look here!
Get the look! / Get the game!

consoletocloset:

Asari Dancer (Mass Effect) Inspired Outfit

I started this outfit as a joke, but I’m actually proud of how it turned out (besides, who doesn’t want to dress like a stripper?). Taking inspiration from the dancer’s red jumpsuit, I found a sexy low cut dress in a deep burgundy. I added some purplish/blueish shoes, nail polish (coincidentally named private dancer), and lacy bra that mimic the asari’s skin tone, which I think is more purple looking than usual because of the night club’s lighting. Lastly, I added some modern gold jewelry and finished the outfit off with a black cross body bag. This outfit is perfect for any trips to Afterlife or Chora’s Den. 

If you’re in a Mass Effect mood, be sure to watch my Garrus inspired makeup look here!

Get the look! / Get the game!

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via racheldangel)

allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.

(Source: personifyingchaos, via spndaemon001)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via cold-sarcasm)

Anonymous said: how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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mls:

New MLS Insider: Heroes’ Welcome. 

Our guys are back. Watch to see what it was like for them in Brazil, and what it feels like to come back home.

(via setpieces)

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

(via athendril-keith)

You’re still trying to prove you can do everything a bender can. Well, you can’t. Deal with it.

Bumi falling, then and now.

(Source: otterbender, via avatarparallels)

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

(via athendril-keith)