imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via thecoolestintheworld)

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

(Source: coalgirls, via spooky-sarcasm)

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

(Source: snoteleksthegenius, via thederppages)

thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

(Source: funnyordie.com, via spooky-sarcasm)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right

(Source: living-in-gmajor, via thederppages)

lostincape-town:

I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.

(via thederppages)

aninounettear:

Who run the world? Prince Wu!

(via avatarparallels)

lucasnator2:

Its funny that Kuvira received an award named after Kyoshi for doing exactly what Chin the Conqueror did. Who was then stopped by Avatar Kyoshi

(via avatarparallels)

staticwaffles:

I laughed so hard when I saw Mako make this face so I decided to make it into an infinite loop.

staticwaffles:

I laughed so hard when I saw Mako make this face so I decided to make it into an infinite loop.

(via spooky-sarcasm)